• al_Kaholic
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    5 days ago

    Man if it gets rid of the junk mail flyers I get maybe it’s worth it.

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      5 days ago

      I come from the future!

      Now you need a subscription to get mail, including jury summons. The subscription will be $100/mo but that’s actually not too bad after the 2026 inflation. Despite paying for your subscription, there will be even more ads. Also they’ll wrap your jury summons in a random ad each time. Damaging the electronics in your reusable box will result in a fee.

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        5 days ago

        Jokes on you, they don’t let people like me serve on juries. Just make a official government email and be done with it.

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          5 days ago

          We still have to get the summons and show up in order to get out of jury duty.

          Email would completely defeat the purpose; then people wouldn’t read their spam!

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            4 days ago

            Pretty sure you could program your email client to not send official government emails to spam but what do I know?