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Some do stand out, some could hang at the museum… but I’ve stopped giving away reviews for free. A little mystery keeps things interesting, don’t you think? 🖤
Well… if the review leaves you breathless and craving a retake, I’d say that’s quite the upside, don’t you think? 😉
All dicks look like sad sausages stacked on top of a bag of chicken skin. I’m straight so what do I know, I’m not exactly a cock connoisseur.
If you were to be brutally honest do you find some of them look like well polished works of art?
Some do stand out, some could hang at the museum… but I’ve stopped giving away reviews for free. A little mystery keeps things interesting, don’t you think? 🖤