I mean really rated — with honesty, detail… maybe even a bit of teasing. Not everyone can handle it. Can you?👀
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I tried. Got a surprisingly high score, but idk if it was just a certain mood affecting their rating. But I’m grateful either way to get that out of the way.
I have never been “rated”, but based on experience I am confident enough to know it works well and gets the job done regardless of ones subjective opinion most of the time.
I once was told “not bad, but nothing spectacular but your tongue work makes up for it” so…there’s that I guess
That tongue sounds like it’s done some damage 😈 But now I’m intrigued about the rest of you… Careful—my reviews go deep, and they linger longer than your best moves. 💋
Confidence looks good on you… But I wonder how it tastes under scrutiny. Ever been unwrapped by curiosity and held to a higher standard? I do it gently… at first. 😏
Not literally, but one girl’s eyes bugged out when she opened my fly for a blow job, dived on it. That was flattering as hell.
Then there was the stripper that broke in my room, jammed a butter knife through the door jam to lock her kids out and had her way with me for 15-minutes. “Whew. That was better than I thought.”, was a nice enough rating. (She was mad I had snubbed her the night before.)
Best all-time “rating”? Gf and I were breaking up and taking turns screaming at each other: “Well, look at you! You ain’t nothin’! You’re scrawny, you’re an alcoholic and if didn’t have such a big dick you wouldn’t be worth nothing!” Me: Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst through the door. AH!
With that kind of résumé😏… I’m almost tempted to see what all the fuss is about 👀
My ex said he read the Kama sutra and I had an “elephant pussy.” No idea what the fuck that meant.
Idk a dick is a dick.
I thought it said a field mouse for a field mouse, a stallion for a mare. Some genitals just fit together better than others and it’s important to find a good match.
Honestly we should go around test fitting like puzzle pieces, and then start the dating process.
Ah, the Cinderella method
Cinderella dating, test if the “shoe” fits, then go have dinner.
I think the translation is more or less “size queen”. Able to enjoy hung guys, not tiny and delicate. He was probably trying to insult you, glad to hear the “ex” part of that.
Yeah, he was comparing his other partner (who he replaced me with) by calling them a “doe pussy.” I did take it as an insult at the time. He was extremely abusive and destroyed any sense of self esteem I had lol
Oooh both are hot! I wonder what you could fit in yours…
You should’ve got him a deer mating call whistle and a map of the local forests.
Um. If you did not make the obvious comeback you are a better woman than me.
Not to mention, an aroused pussy is a capacious pussy, it’s stupid to get mad about being able to turn someone on. We can all enjoy bigger hung guys given enough warm-up.
The Kama Sutra isn’t even judgemental about it, they just say basically find a good fit. Two sides to that puzzle.
Couldn’t find anything about elephant pussy anywhere… no idea what it means either. And yeah, a dick is a dick, but I know there’s plenty of things to say about dicks 🌚
I’m sorry but I just can’t stop laughing at “elephant pussy”.
What kind of Kama Sutra was he reading?!
Not too sure honestly if anyone has “honestly” rated it… tell ya what, Check my profile and let me know 😜
We’ll see
But legit… If someone is being “critical” outside of playing about… That just body shaming. And that ain’t my kink.
I can only say positive things, I wouldn’t shame anyone, caise as you said, that’s not my kink. Btw, I think you’re well stacked 😏😏
I feel pretty confident about it and am aware of and fine with its flaws, my wife likes it and I had some convincing compliments about it from others. I think I could handle it
Yes
I’m perfectly happy with my dick, and so is my fiancée
That’s all I care about
Plenty of people have seen it, and the closest thing I’ve had to negativity is people being horrified by my piercing or my fucked-up “performance art”
Uhh pierced dck sounds fun 🌚 good thing your fiancee appreciates it✨
I, too, appreciate this guy’s dick.
Always nice to have a fan!
Only woman that has seen me nude up to this point is my doc. She said: “ya, thats not normal” and sent me to a specialist.
I also don’t think I could handle the comments if I posted something online (even annonymously). People on the internet have the best opportunity to lie to you, and I don’t want to be more confused than I already am.
I think my penis is average in size, but it has a curve downward that made me self conscious. I hope its not a big deal to my future girlfriend.
That curve sounds… memorable😏. Some girls like a little surprise when things get serious. I keep my favorite curves in my memories 🥵 I wonder how it really looks in context 🖤
What’s the upside to getting a brutally honest review?
Well… if the review leaves you breathless and craving a retake, I’d say that’s quite the upside, don’t you think? 😉
All dicks look like sad sausages stacked on top of a bag of chicken skin. I’m straight so what do I know, I’m not exactly a cock connoisseur.
If you were to be brutally honest do you find some of them look like well polished works of art?
Some do stand out, some could hang at the museum… but I’ve stopped giving away reviews for free. A little mystery keeps things interesting, don’t you think? 🖤
Don’t know. It’s not like you dress up your dick. Can’t change the shape or size of it. They aren’t Apache Chief or Mystique.
In my teens I had a fling with a jamacian girl next door that was staying with her aunt for the summer.
I was eating her out and pulled it out. Then came up to kiss her neck. Put her hand on my rod and she said “Mmm, got a big boy dontcha” in her thick jamacian accent.
Holy shit the lit my fire. My response was just “Yeah” and I bit her ear. Her next words were “got a condom?”
A Jamaican fling? Sounds like you’ve got a taste for spice 🌶️ Should I be flattered… or careful? 😏
I’ve got plenty of spice in my life. Don’t judge anyone on skin color, culture or anything. We’re all people. My wife is a light skinned latina with black hair. I do enjoy the Caribbeans I guess 😏.
Certainly open to criticism and rating but I’ve never officaly asked for like a score 1-10. Generally had a good response online and IRL so didn’t really have any confidence issues. When you get a couple “OMG it’s so big” responses it goes a bit to your head lol. So I’m open to review, check my profile I’m not shy 😉.
Mmm… confidence looks good on you. But now I’m curious—do those “OMG” reactions come from the view… or the feel? 😈
TBH…both lol. Had some reactions from first glance and then once theybavtually felt it they usually hit me with an OH MY…I’ve got a thick boy so that’s usually the shock lol.
Feel free and rate me 😈 Enough material on my page for you to come up with a differentiated ranking 😏
You want a ranking? I’d rather give you something more… memorable😏😈. But let’s start slow—tell me what you think sets you apart. I’m watching, and I’m curious. 👀