I have been asexual for most of my life, so trying to explore sexuality a bit. I’m a fairly skittish guy that is into some weird kinks.

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Cake day: 20 December 2024

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  • It’s been a while since I had to disown every sister and cousin in the family. I was taking a hike through a forest, when I hear a woman’s voice in the distance. Oh my void! She is seemingly stuck in a bush, begging me not to exploit her vulnerable position.

    So I pull her out of the bush, and she looks almost offended. She asks: “Wait, aren’t you going to fuck me?” And I tell her I hardly know her, and we should at least dated once first? So she tries to push me to the ground, and I push her off and run. Just as I think I’m in the clear, I get hit by a motorbike.

    I wake up in the hospital, aching, and praying to whatever is left of god that nobody touches me, when a nurse walks in, looks at my charts, and says: “Oh, I think I can help with that”

    I look on in horror as she strips and crawls closer

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  • I recommend actually washing yourself throroughly first. Cum should not taste like much of anything once you are clean. Just go at it with the goal of eating your own cum, in a safe space where you can wash off and spit out if you don’t like it.

    Your instincts will scream at you that you are doing something very wrong if you try ro swallow…