• @[email protected]
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    819 hours ago

    It’s kind of like tofu, it’s very bland on its own, but it’s delicious when properly seasoned. I like lemon pepper or tajín, hot sauce is always good, even just salt and pepper will make it considerably more palatable.

    I am talking about avocado, just to clarify.

    • @RepressedLemmierOP
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      113 hours ago

      For a moment there, I was wondering if someone actually went out of their way to prepare edible cum.

      I could taste a plant taste that I did not like, while cum was like…cold pudding leftovers. Except that one time when it was saltier than sea water, and burned my throat and tongue.

      I didn’t believe the battery acid allegations until it happened.

    • @Big_Boss_77
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      18 hours ago

      Was reading this shit, thinking to myself…

      That’s some wild ass head…bet that burns like a motherfucker…

  • @RepressedLemmierOP
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    320 hours ago

    I just had to say it. It’s like a joke I wanted to make, but it’s actually true.