• Gargleblaster
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      59 months ago

      What if an intergalactic porch pirate got to it first and it’s just an empty box?

      • @[email protected]
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        29 months ago

        Maybe we’re the porch pirates and it turned out to be a glitter bomb and a bunch of fart spray.

      • Rhaedas
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        19 months ago

        “A case with four stones in it! Not one or two or three but four! Four stones! What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?”