• Gargleblaster
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    59 months ago

    What if an intergalactic porch pirate got to it first and it’s just an empty box?

    • @[email protected]
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      29 months ago

      Maybe we’re the porch pirates and it turned out to be a glitter bomb and a bunch of fart spray.

    • Rhaedas
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      19 months ago

      “A case with four stones in it! Not one or two or three but four! Four stones! What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?”