I am also willing for you to go to jail.

And I’m guessing the judge also plays racquetball or something.

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    I’m down for seeing it. I’m betting he will sob like a fucking baby.

    “But he has a Secret Service detail! It can’t be done!”

    Sure it can. Solitary confinement with a Secret Service agent right outside the door in rotating shift.

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        711 year ago

        Unfortunately, secret service protection isn’t just about physically protecting him. It’s also about protecting the information that he knows.

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          Seems like the simplest method for dealing with traitors goes back to a long drop and a short rope.

          If done right it can be relatively quick and painless. I have never felt the need to learnt to tie a noose, but I’ll give it a shot for that piece of filth.

          • @thepianistfroggollum
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            I’d prefer that he die alone in solitary confinement, or a botched lethal injection.

            A quick death is too good for him.

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            It’s not hard. Every good fishing knot is also a potential noose. Get out there and teach your kids and friends how to fish, young sailor!

            • @Case
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              Been a long time since I went fishing as anything else than a chance to hang with a friend, and kill a six pack on a nice sunny day.

              Hell, I’ve just sat with him while he fished and we shot the shit for a couple hours.

              It was in a public park, catch and release system. So a little chatter wasn’t gonna spook the fish anymore than a playground of kids screaming.

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          I’m willing to gamble on him not actually remembering anything useful to those who would pay for it, hence the document hoarding.

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            Anyone with half a brain should know not to trust a thing he says. Yeah, if I were looking for intelligence info from him, I’d want the documents, too, not his word.

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            In a normal situation yes. The protection is there to deal with leaks via kidnapping and interrogation.

            Trump is, at least in semi-recent history, the only president who believes that the rules of state secrets do not apply to him.

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        I believe legally the President and their family get SS protection for life.

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          321 year ago

          We also have never had a president end up a convicted felon. Personally I think that should warrant withdrawing secret service protections. Obviously he probably should keep the detail. But also fuck his traitor ass.

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          Huh I thought it was changed to 10yrs, but it was reverse in 2012 to be permanent.

          For those who thought like I did.

        • teft
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          USSS is the abbreviation for US Secret Service.