I am also willing for you to go to jail.

And I’m guessing the judge also plays racquetball or something.

  • FuglyDuck
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    729 months ago

    Heh. I’m not sure the secret service even needs to.

    At a certain point, “we’re withdrawing protection” needs to be on the table.

    • @[email protected]
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      719 months ago

      Unfortunately, secret service protection isn’t just about physically protecting him. It’s also about protecting the information that he knows.

      • @Case
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        Seems like the simplest method for dealing with traitors goes back to a long drop and a short rope.

        If done right it can be relatively quick and painless. I have never felt the need to learnt to tie a noose, but I’ll give it a shot for that piece of filth.

        • @thepianistfroggollum
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          69 months ago

          I’d prefer that he die alone in solitary confinement, or a botched lethal injection.

          A quick death is too good for him.

        • @[email protected]
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          09 months ago

          It’s not hard. Every good fishing knot is also a potential noose. Get out there and teach your kids and friends how to fish, young sailor!

          • @Case
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            19 months ago

            Been a long time since I went fishing as anything else than a chance to hang with a friend, and kill a six pack on a nice sunny day.

            Hell, I’ve just sat with him while he fished and we shot the shit for a couple hours.

            It was in a public park, catch and release system. So a little chatter wasn’t gonna spook the fish anymore than a playground of kids screaming.

      • @[email protected]
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        79 months ago

        I’m willing to gamble on him not actually remembering anything useful to those who would pay for it, hence the document hoarding.

        • @[email protected]
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          29 months ago

          Anyone with half a brain should know not to trust a thing he says. Yeah, if I were looking for intelligence info from him, I’d want the documents, too, not his word.

      • FuglyDuck
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        69 months ago

        Ah. Good point, yes.

        Though… I can think of cheaper ways to protect that information. We won’t talk about that, though. Don’t need a visit from the FBI.

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          In a normal situation yes. The protection is there to deal with leaks via kidnapping and interrogation.

          Trump is, at least in semi-recent history, the only president who believes that the rules of state secrets do not apply to him.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      169 months ago

      I believe legally the President and their family get SS protection for life.