Wolf Link 🐺 to Lemmy [email protected] • 1 year agoChoose wisely!i.imgur.commessage-square386fedilinkarrow-up1973file-text
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink15•1 year agoAlbert Einstein is dead. You couldn’t run at all.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•edit-21 year ago steal corpse of Albert Einstein hook it up to exoskeleton make it run E=mc2 miles per hour take the pill Problem?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•1 year ago make it run E=mc2 miles per hour You just converted the energy of Einstein’s corpse to mass. It increases in weight by a billionth of a gram or so and you’re now paraplegic. Also, you failed high school physics. /sorry
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•1 year agoOr they just converted the mass to energy and can run at relativistic speeds. Which sounds cool until you understand that the equations involved in that would include things like “probability of fission” and “blast radius”.
minus-squarekaselinkfedilink1•1 year agoThis doubles as a sick burn if it wasn’t intended as troll physics
minus-squareIlliterate DominelinkfedilinkEnglish1•1 year agoYou’ve got it all backwards. Einstein’s corpse is now energy and fast AF.
Albert Einstein is dead. You couldn’t run at all.
Problem?
You just converted the energy of Einstein’s corpse to mass. It increases in weight by a billionth of a gram or so and you’re now paraplegic.
Also, you failed high school physics.
/sorry
Or they just converted the mass to energy and can run at relativistic speeds. Which sounds cool until you understand that the equations involved in that would include things like “probability of fission” and “blast radius”.
Pretty sure that was intended as troll physics.
This doubles as a sick burn if it wasn’t intended as troll physics
You’ve got it all backwards. Einstein’s corpse is now energy and fast AF.