• MacN'CheezusOP
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      4511 months ago

      It’s a very flat cylinder, but a cylinder nevertheless.

    • eric
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      1511 months ago

      Cylinders prefer to be called thicc circles.

      • Victor
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        511 months ago

        Let’s face it, pizza is an open face sandwich.

        • Evil_Shrubbery
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          211 months ago

          (I like that my first thought reading that was like a comic/meme of intentionally faceplanting (your face) into the middle of a (hot) pizza)

          • Victor
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            311 months ago

            lol, I supposed it should really be “open-faced sandwich”. My mistake! 😁

            • Evil_Shrubbery
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              211 months ago

              Rofl, I genuinely didn’t even notice your typo, I was just entertaining myself … or maybe I have unresolved pizza issues :|

        • Iron Lynx
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          111 months ago

          If we’re gonna insist to go morphological, then it depends on the edge crust.

          If we count that as added thickness, a pizza is a quiche or a pie. I’m pretty sure Chicago Deep Dish would classify as such unambiguously.

          If we don’t count the edge as upstanding, a pizza is toast.

            • BigAssFan
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              111 months ago

              Why is a sandwich pizza not a thing already? Like a calzone, but without folding anything.

              • Victor
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                111 months ago

                Curiously, today I had a “kebab roll” (“kebabrulle”) which is a big thing in Sweden. Essentially a kebab pizza with a salad on top, some onion pieces, and dressing, rolled up into a roll, wrapped in tinfoil.

                Very good, very heavy meal.