this country is so fucking cool

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      I’m in Wyoming. There’s only ten of us here. The goth search was mine. The rest didn’t bother with PornHub after I explained that “bear sex” wasn’t going to give them the result they were expecting.

      Idaho’s “dildo ride” absolutely tracks. I have been wearing a Bad Dragon cap for weeks (it’s an amazing hat) and it was a ~50 year old woman on the Idaho side of the mountain who recognized the logo.

      EDIT: I am not joking. The caps are sick.

      https://bad-dragon.com/products/caps

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        1010 months ago

        Damn, that IS a killer hat. Almost tempted to get one myself. But having no other actual affiliation with BD, it would make things super, super awkward once someone actually recognizes the logo.

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          410 months ago

          Just smile, wink and walk away. I don’t own any of their proper products but I wasn’t going to pass up on a hat that nice, at that price.

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        210 months ago

        I am a guy whose proclivities are such that I’m probably never using a Bad Dragon. Still, I need this hat.

    • Hegar
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      Nudist for Oregon and Sensual Sex for Washington make the PNW seem so wholesome and well adjusted. I wonder what BC is.

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          Portland sounds both awesome and awful at the same time. Like there was a rebellion during the BLM protests where they took over some city blocks, which is cool. But things were bad enough that they caused a rebellion during the BLM protests where they took over some city blocks, which isn’t very cool.

    • 18-24-61-B-17-17-4
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      1810 months ago

      Hawaii: Hawaiian.

      So they’re just walking around with their kink/preference in their faces all day? Sweeeeeeet.

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          110 months ago

          Wasn’t it recently that we hit the mark where more native Hawaiians were living outside of Hawaii than were on the islands? It’s sad how the way their economy and obviously real estate is set up makes it difficult to live on the islands.

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      *Sees people in Indiana search for ‘chubby.’*

      *Looks around.*

      Yep, that tracks.

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      Is the car sex in Arizona because it’s taboo to touch anything on the inside of a car in the summer? Like instead of the thrill of maybe getting caught that exhibitionists get, it’s the danger of accidentally burning yourself on the metal clasp of a seat belt?

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      1010 months ago

      Wtf North Dakota. I refuse to believe there are multiple people up there typing “loud wet sex” into their search bars.

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        1010 months ago

        I live in CO and a guy once (well, several times for months) told me I should be a dominatrix, not realizing my disdain was mostly exclusive to him, not men in general, but now I’m thinking I missed out on a lucrative career option. Well dang.

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          510 months ago

          Is it ever too late to cash in on being a dominatrix?

          No, I’m asking for real; I have no idea.

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            710 months ago

            I’m not actually sure, but I’ll be 40 this year and I’m tired. I think I’d just end up being like, “yeah you were super bad, disobeying me and shit, your punishment is to fold the 4 loads of laundry I haven’t dealt with this week.” Also, there are a lot of things that can be dangerous in the hands of an amateur, and while I’m not opposed to hurting someone who wants it, I wouldn’t feel comfortable until I’d done a lot of training and practice, and ehhhh. I’d rather do other things these days.

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            310 months ago

            @agent_flounder @frickineh I knew someone who made real good money running a dungeon. It was legal because there was no sex involved. Just guys willing to fork over money so they could be abused.

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            110 months ago

            Considering the popularity of “dommy mommies” I imagine older women are accepted in those circles.

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      You know what, New Mexico, not gonna tease you, you’ve got a high native population and it probably does suck rarely seeing folks that look like you in porn. Same for you Hawaii.

      Actually I feel like in a less sympathetic way Indiana gets the same treatment.

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      Actually looking at their other stats are shocking. Like I’m actually really surprised with how much lesbian content blows other searches out of the water women are significantly more likely to search it than men. Same for trans porn.

      Also props to milfs for being the number 2 search term. Mom bods really are having their day