They should do it on texture instead.

• Your red velvet cake is missing this one ingredient.
• Ten Seinfeld quotes about wearing velvet.
• Your mind will be blown by this analysis of “Blue Velvet”
• All the Easter eggs in Velvet Underground album covers
• The terrible origin of the phrase, ‘iron fist in velvet glove’

All with thumbnails of the narrator with a shocked face & an illustrated arrow pointing at something vague