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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish70•5 months agoThey bought Tim Cook a new private jet. I thought they’d have figured by now.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish21•5 months agoThat’s why they said a new one. Only peasants have just one private jet.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish7•5 months agoAnd here I am without even a private Cessna
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•5 months agoAlright Mr Moneybags, no need to brags
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•5 months agoHe only has 6, he needs 1 more for Sundays
They bought Tim Cook a new private jet. I thought they’d have figured by now.
“Just park it next to the others.”
He doesn’t own one already?
That’s why they said a new one. Only peasants have just one private jet.
And here I am without even a private Cessna
Mate I have a private bike
Alright Mr Moneybags, no need to brags
He only has 6, he needs 1 more for Sundays
Why own one when you can own two?