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minus-squareTruthAintEasylinkfedilink16•4 months agoDid a big eagle take it for a ride and then drop it on the road to get at the yummy inside? How does this happen?
minus-square@21CabbagelinkEnglish8•4 months agoI almost wonder if it got clipped just right to be punted into the air by another car’s tire while staying relatively intact and it’s just a mix of a bunch of coincidences.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•4 months agoNo it just woke up one day and decided it was a bird
minus-squareTruthAintEasylinkfedilink5•4 months agoImagine explaining it to your insurance in the age before cellphone cameras.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•4 months agoHaha still that woukd be a very creative way to fabricate a claim for a new windscreen
minus-square@21CabbagelinkEnglish5•4 months agoJumping off a bridge because it doesn’t have an understanding of fall damage also seems plausible.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•4 months agoRed koopas are the ones that turn around so this checks out.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•4 months agoIt fired up the rockets and started spinning because a girl sang to it
Did a big eagle take it for a ride and then drop it on the road to get at the yummy inside? How does this happen?
I almost wonder if it got clipped just right to be punted into the air by another car’s tire while staying relatively intact and it’s just a mix of a bunch of coincidences.
Most likely that’s what happened.
No it just woke up one day and decided it was a bird
Imagine explaining it to your insurance in the age before cellphone cameras.
Haha still that woukd be a very creative way to fabricate a claim for a new windscreen
Jumping off a bridge because it doesn’t have an understanding of fall damage also seems plausible.
Red koopas are the ones that turn around so this checks out.
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It fired up the rockets and started spinning because a girl sang to it