@[email protected] to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish • 4 months agoBiden calls for broad new social programs, higher taxes on corporations and the wealthywapo.stmessage-square100fedilinkarrow-up1407
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish64•4 months ago“Don’t ever try to do anything positive because it might not work out” is a terrible attitude.
minus-squareSemi-Hemi-Demigodlinkfedilink7•4 months agoThat “might” is doing a lot of heavy lifting there. How about this: I will eat my own foot shavings if half of this gets passed.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink23•4 months agoHow much do you shave your foot? If you’re going to say this, you need to state a measurable amount
minus-squareSemi-Hemi-Demigodlinkfedilink5•4 months agoI will save my foot shavings from now on and will eat at most 250 mL (~1 cup) of them if Biden manages to get half of the things he’s proposing here passed. And I won’t even sprinkle them on pasta. Just straight up with a spoon. That’s how little faith I have in our government.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish9•4 months ago And I won’t even sprinkle them on pasta. The forbidden Parmesan.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink7•4 months agoI’m saving this in the event: 1.) I remember. 2.) Any of it passes.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•edit-24 months agoThat’s precisely the attitude people had when they voted for Biden in the 2020 primaries over all the other decent options.
“Don’t ever try to do anything positive because it might not work out” is a terrible attitude.
That “might” is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.
How about this: I will eat my own foot shavings if half of this gets passed.
How much do you shave your foot? If you’re going to say this, you need to state a measurable amount
I will save my foot shavings from now on and will eat at most 250 mL (~1 cup) of them if Biden manages to get half of the things he’s proposing here passed.
And I won’t even sprinkle them on pasta. Just straight up with a spoon.
That’s how little faith I have in our government.
The forbidden Parmesan.
I’m saving this in the event:
1.) I remember.
2.) Any of it passes.
Thanks for helping me stay honest
Damn, bruh.
That’s precisely the attitude people had when they voted for Biden in the 2020 primaries over all the other decent options.