@[email protected] to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish • 9 months agoBiden calls for broad new social programs, higher taxes on corporations and the wealthywapo.stmessage-square99fedilinkarrow-up1408
arrow-up1408external-linkBiden calls for broad new social programs, higher taxes on corporations and the wealthywapo.st@[email protected] to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish • 9 months agomessage-square99fedilink
minus-squareSemi-Hemi-Demigodlinkfedilink7•9 months agoThat “might” is doing a lot of heavy lifting there. How about this: I will eat my own foot shavings if half of this gets passed.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink23•9 months agoHow much do you shave your foot? If you’re going to say this, you need to state a measurable amount
minus-squareSemi-Hemi-Demigodlinkfedilink5•9 months agoI will save my foot shavings from now on and will eat at most 250 mL (~1 cup) of them if Biden manages to get half of the things he’s proposing here passed. And I won’t even sprinkle them on pasta. Just straight up with a spoon. That’s how little faith I have in our government.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish9•9 months ago And I won’t even sprinkle them on pasta. The forbidden Parmesan.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink7•9 months agoI’m saving this in the event: 1.) I remember. 2.) Any of it passes.
That “might” is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.
How about this: I will eat my own foot shavings if half of this gets passed.
How much do you shave your foot? If you’re going to say this, you need to state a measurable amount
I will save my foot shavings from now on and will eat at most 250 mL (~1 cup) of them if Biden manages to get half of the things he’s proposing here passed.
And I won’t even sprinkle them on pasta. Just straight up with a spoon.
That’s how little faith I have in our government.
The forbidden Parmesan.
I’m saving this in the event:
1.) I remember.
2.) Any of it passes.
Thanks for helping me stay honest
Damn, bruh.