• “my wife is rather petite” also supports your view point on the topic.

    BUT another way of viewing the topic is that $30 in paper money only has that value because it has it written on it. If you set them both on fire and melt them, copper and nickel maintain a lot more of their value than paper currency.

    So really it can be argued either way ¯⁠\_(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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        6 months ago

        I like contactless payment, but these contactless tits aren’t for me.

        Do you remember those days when you’d go abroad and have to exchange your tits for the local tits? It was nice trying to collect them.

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        46 months ago

        If you ever get lost, $30 in coins will also allow you to leave a longer trail than $30 in bills, thus the change allows for more stretching of the analogy!

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        46 months ago

        I, for one, would greatly prefer breasts that are acceptable currency at vending machines.