• @[email protected]
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      8 months ago

      I like contactless payment, but these contactless tits aren’t for me.

      Do you remember those days when you’d go abroad and have to exchange your tits for the local tits? It was nice trying to collect them.

    • I Cast Fist
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      48 months ago

      If you ever get lost, $30 in coins will also allow you to leave a longer trail than $30 in bills, thus the change allows for more stretching of the analogy!

    • @[email protected]
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      48 months ago

      I, for one, would greatly prefer breasts that are acceptable currency at vending machines.