• @TheKMAP
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    499 months ago

    I think this is a technique for not dying of smoke inhalation during a fire. Sure hope someone’s coming to save your ass cuz you’re still in a burning building.

        • @Worx
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          89 months ago

          I always get hard when I do this. My insurance is getting suspicious that my house keeps burning down though :/

      • @TheKMAP
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        89 months ago

        I’m going down like a real man: tasting my own farts.

    • no bananaOP
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      9 months ago

      It is indeed! Just gonna take out my toilet straw from the back of the cupboard and run to the shitter. Rest of the family will have to find their own shit sipper.