• @Worx
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        811 months ago

        I always get hard when I do this. My insurance is getting suspicious that my house keeps burning down though :/

        • no bananaOP
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          511 months ago

          Hard men make lovely times, lovely times make babies

    • @TheKMAP
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      811 months ago

      I’m going down like a real man: tasting my own farts.