Especially if you didn’t like my pot roast in Foodporn.

  • StiltedCurlerEnglish
    3·
    1 year ago

    Maybe I could get into you and your innie 😏 If you ever wanted to share it someday, I’d be delighted to see 😀

    Am I a golden rectangle, as in the golden ratio ~1.618? I’m afraid I’m far too imperfect for that ideal.

    • idlehands@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
      2·
      1 year ago

      Omg, talk nerdy to me, baby. 😈

      How your comment makes me feel:

      • *Kumar Patel **: ****[reciting the poem ‘The Square Root of 3’]  *I fear that I will always be / A lonely number like root three / A three is all that’s good and right, / Why must my three keep out of sight / Beneath a vicious square root sign, / I wish instead I were a nine / For nine could thwart this evil trick, / with just some quick arithmetic / I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321 / Such is my reality, a sad irrationality / When hark! What is this I see, / Another square root of a three / Has quietly come waltzing by, / Together now we multiply / To form a number we prefer, / Rejoicing as an integer / We break free from our mortal bonds / And with a wave of magic wands / Our square root signs become unglued / And love for me has been renewed.
      • StiltedCurlerEnglish
        2·
        1 year ago

        Okay, but we need to be discrete.

        Let’s start by finding the optimum angle to divide your legs 👅