![Hey, no hard [F]eelings, okay?](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a402593c-0271-4719-a1a3-7c619f0c00b0.jpeg){kind=link}
Especially if you didn’t like my pot roast in Foodporn.
Beef + boobs? 😍
But no beef flaps!
Heh, you’re telling me you have an innie? 😉
Are you into me, and my innie? If so, get into me. My question is, are you a Golden Rectangle?
Maybe I could get into you and your innie 😏 If you ever wanted to share it someday, I’d be delighted to see 😀
Am I a golden rectangle, as in the golden ratio ~1.618? I’m afraid I’m far too imperfect for that ideal.
Omg, talk nerdy to me, baby. 😈
How your comment makes me feel:
- *Kumar Patel **: ****[reciting the poem ‘The Square Root of 3’] *I fear that I will always be / A lonely number like root three / A three is all that’s good and right, / Why must my three keep out of sight / Beneath a vicious square root sign, / I wish instead I were a nine / For nine could thwart this evil trick, / with just some quick arithmetic / I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321 / Such is my reality, a sad irrationality / When hark! What is this I see, / Another square root of a three / Has quietly come waltzing by, / Together now we multiply / To form a number we prefer, / Rejoicing as an integer / We break free from our mortal bonds / And with a wave of magic wands / Our square root signs become unglued / And love for me has been renewed.
Okay, but we need to be discrete.
Let’s start by finding the optimum angle to divide your legs 👅
Great looking boobs and something is feeling quite hard.
I’ve never used Guinness for pot roast. Would you say it is worth it?
If I had used actual Guinness, yes. The store only had 0%, though. I thought, sure, it’ll taste like a Guinness! Nope. Bitter. Here’s hoping the roast isn’t totaled by it.
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Hah I saw your roast if it makes you feel any better! Unlike your lovely self though, roasts and stews aren’t very photogenic usually.
😆 Aww, thank you!
Anytime! It looks tasty so don’t let them get you down. You get to eat a nice roast tonight while they get NOTHING!
Thank you for your service, ma’am 🫡
I know… she seemed nice… all of that over a pot roast…
I’m confused by the pot roast hate. Look good to me! This pic looks delicious too. 😁
I can’t see the post about pot roast, so I’m assuming you deleted it. I don’t blame you. I read your comments on that post without context and it was still bad. I don’t understand how people can get so upset over pot roast. 🙄