• Lad
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    346 months ago

    New tinder bio: “need a woman to birth me a child that will inherit my Steam account on the day of my demise”

    • genuineparts
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      146 months ago

      Better yet: “… on the day of my inevitable demise.”
      Sounds more dramatic

      • @[email protected]
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        26 months ago

        We’re all gonna die so it’s still a very much true statement

        And I agree, much more dramatic