• Lad
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      346 months ago

      New tinder bio: “need a woman to birth me a child that will inherit my Steam account on the day of my demise”

      • genuineparts
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        146 months ago

        Better yet: “… on the day of my inevitable demise.”
        Sounds more dramatic

        • @[email protected]
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          26 months ago

          We’re all gonna die so it’s still a very much true statement

          And I agree, much more dramatic