• Lad
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        347 months ago

        New tinder bio: “need a woman to birth me a child that will inherit my Steam account on the day of my demise”

        • genuineparts
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          147 months ago

          Better yet: “… on the day of my inevitable demise.”
          Sounds more dramatic

          • @[email protected]
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            27 months ago

            We’re all gonna die so it’s still a very much true statement

            And I agree, much more dramatic

    • @[email protected]
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      157 months ago

      Between my birthday of 1/1/1901 and unlicensed game inheritance, shit is going to go down in the next 50 years. We’ll have AI legal reps for powerful firms requesting a statement of all software licenses by the deceased, challenging them, and then having a court order the rest null.

      I hate that I will be right about that.

    • @[email protected]
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      37 months ago

      Will valve allow accounts to exist indefinitely? Will they create an expiration policy, like accounts being closed after 100 years