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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink9•6 months agoThat’s the one time in the new testament (that I can recall) where Jesus got pissed, started whipping people.
minus-squareFlying Squidlinkfedilink6•6 months agoSo you’re saying it’s sort of like when Trump had Stormy Daniels spank him with a rolled up Forbes magazine? They are the same!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•5 months agoNot just whipping people, he went and made a qhip for an entire day and then went back to whip them.
minus-squareNom NomlinkfedilinkEnglish7•edit-26 months agoTrump hates them too, when he has to return the money.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•6 months agoIf you can turn water into wine, you will be making a decent profit. Why do you think the Roman government wanted to get rid of him? It’s just history repeating.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•6 months agoThat’s the comedy skit we deserve… ancient Big Fish and Big Bread getting all hysterial because “some guy” was giving the stuff out for free.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•5 months agoDon’t forget that his mommy invented spinning the news with her “immaculate conception” story. Having three “wise” men over checking if they were the father.
jesus, also a billionaire, oh wait
Jesus hated money lenders. Trump relies on them.
money lendersmoney lauderersThat’s the one time in the new testament (that I can recall) where Jesus got pissed, started whipping people.
So you’re saying it’s sort of like when Trump had Stormy Daniels spank him with a rolled up Forbes magazine?
They are the same!
Not just whipping people, he went and made a qhip for an entire day and then went back to whip them.
Trump hates them too, when he has to return the money.
If you can turn water into wine, you will be making a decent profit. Why do you think the Roman government wanted to get rid of him?
It’s just history repeating.
That’s the comedy skit we deserve… ancient Big Fish and Big Bread getting all hysterial because “some guy” was giving the stuff out for free.
Don’t forget that his mommy invented spinning the news with her “immaculate conception” story. Having three “wise” men over checking if they were the father.
Go away.
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