• Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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      17 days ago

      A crystal toilet? Peasant. Mine is solid gold and I flush it with melted glacier water flown in just for that purpose.

      • @[email protected]
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        617 days ago

        Pff mine is a private jet and I flush it with liquid methane that combusts on disposal as it hits the exhaust fumes of the jet and I only fly over poor residential areas so the excrement rains down only on them.

        It’s like you’re not even old money.

    • @Big_Boss_77
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      317 days ago

      The bubbles help clean stains!