• Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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    5 months ago

    A crystal toilet? Peasant. Mine is solid gold and I flush it with melted glacier water flown in just for that purpose.

    • @[email protected]
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      65 months ago

      Pff mine is a private jet and I flush it with liquid methane that combusts on disposal as it hits the exhaust fumes of the jet and I only fly over poor residential areas so the excrement rains down only on them.

      It’s like you’re not even old money.