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    5 months ago

    …nob! I couldn’t turn the damn nob! As much as I tried I couldn’t open the door. The damn thing wouldn’t turn. It was probably because my hand was so slippery with all the lubricant I used to beat my…

    • @[email protected]
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      235 months ago

      Cock. A couple of hens too! I keep meaning to build a fence to keep those damn foxes from devouring my…

      • LucasWaffyWaf
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        215 months ago

        Johnson! Come check out these anomalous readings. The chart almost resembles a…

        • Matt
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          125 months ago

          Shlong! But really he was so drunk he meant “So long!” which he could’ve also been referring to a….

        • @Sir_packsalot2
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          75 months ago

          My meat. My meats has all your jerky needs we specialize in…