• SolidGrue
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    406 months ago

    Willy! Hey, over here! Wow man, how’ve you been? Last time we talked you were polishing off your…

    • @[email protected]
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      6 months ago

      …nob! I couldn’t turn the damn nob! As much as I tried I couldn’t open the door. The damn thing wouldn’t turn. It was probably because my hand was so slippery with all the lubricant I used to beat my…

      • @[email protected]
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        236 months ago

        Cock. A couple of hens too! I keep meaning to build a fence to keep those damn foxes from devouring my…

        • LucasWaffyWaf
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          216 months ago

          Johnson! Come check out these anomalous readings. The chart almost resembles a…

          • Matt
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            126 months ago

            Shlong! But really he was so drunk he meant “So long!” which he could’ve also been referring to a….

          • @Sir_packsalot2
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            76 months ago

            My meat. My meats has all your jerky needs we specialize in…