• @[email protected]
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    455 months ago

    Dong! That’s right, my doorbell is busted and it only does half the ring. No ding, just dong. And I open the door and the Amazon delivery guy had pulled out his…

    • SolidGrue
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      405 months ago

      Willy! Hey, over here! Wow man, how’ve you been? Last time we talked you were polishing off your…

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        5 months ago

        …nob! I couldn’t turn the damn nob! As much as I tried I couldn’t open the door. The damn thing wouldn’t turn. It was probably because my hand was so slippery with all the lubricant I used to beat my…

        • @[email protected]
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          235 months ago

          Cock. A couple of hens too! I keep meaning to build a fence to keep those damn foxes from devouring my…

          • LucasWaffyWaf
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            215 months ago

            Johnson! Come check out these anomalous readings. The chart almost resembles a…

            • Matt
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              125 months ago

              Shlong! But really he was so drunk he meant “So long!” which he could’ve also been referring to a….

            • @Sir_packsalot2
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              75 months ago

              My meat. My meats has all your jerky needs we specialize in…