Stamets to Lemmy [email protected] • 4 months ago"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldmessage-square132fedilinkarrow-up1716
arrow-up1716image"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldStamets to Lemmy [email protected] • 4 months agomessage-square132fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish41•edit-24 months ago“Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I’ll give you an errection in front of the HR manager.” Or worse "Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you’ll never get an errection again.*
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦linkfedilink24•4 months agoEven worse “You are now on a per-boner subscription plan”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•4 months agoThey could just straight up drain your balls and leave them drier than the Sahara desert.
minus-squareBuglefingerslinkfedilink1•2 months ago1: Nobody would notice regardless 2: That’ll happen even without you 3: :'(
“Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I’ll give you an errection in front of the HR manager.”
Or worse
"Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you’ll never get an errection again.*
Even worse
“You are now on a per-boner subscription plan”
They could just straight up drain your balls and leave them drier than the Sahara desert.
1: Nobody would notice regardless
2: That’ll happen even without you
3: :'(