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    We believe there’s something fishy because Trump is a lying liar who lies and will do anything for attention and ego. Do you think he practiced that fist thing? How can there be that level of failure by police and secret service to stop the shooter with 30 minutes notice, plus his ability to get a drone into the area beforehand. And what’s up with the shoes? Something is just not right.

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        Remember that they also trained him to be so good as to only scratch Trump.

        And ofc this was coordinated. Trump is famous for not improvising weird bullshit on the spot. So ofc he’d be able to coordinate with the shooter to just turn his head. /S

        “Something’s not right here” is always people who somehow assume bad things literally only happen in movies, despite their explanation for what is missing being something more complex than Ocean’s 11 heist plans.

        That Mitchell and Webb Look - Diana Assassination

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          Nah, anything that dramatic wasn’t necessary. Tell the kid to aim to miss, assure him he’ll just be arrested.

          You just need a sucker, an attempt, an SS agent on your side, and a squib.

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            Don’t needlessly increase entities.

            Which is more likely, a crazy person going after a crazy person, or ELABORATE GOVERNMENT SCAM LOZARD PEOPLE ARE ON YOUR TAIL

            ffs, go touch grass

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              13 months ago

              You’re the one who thinks this shit is complicated and not easy. Next thing you’ll be saying Trump wouldn’t accept someone else dying for his personal gain!

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                23 months ago

                There’s nothing complicated about a would be presidential assasin who acted alone.

                History is literally riddled with them.

                But your ideas of comic book level conspiracies? Occam’s razor says no.

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                  13 months ago

                  Man, I’m coming to the conclusion that y’all just lazy AF and think any plan with more than one step is difficult.

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                    23 months ago

                    I mean, I definitely believe that Trump would stage an assassination for political points. In fact, I bet he’s goons could pull it off. I just don’t see any evidence to make that seem more likely than “it was just some kid, and the secret service was slacking that day”.

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                    13 months ago

                    Your conclusion is shit.

                    You just want to believe in whatever you think feels best, instead of what is most likely.

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        No, I’m just saying something is fishy. I wouldn’t be surprised to find that he cut his own ear.