• @dugmeup
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    925 days ago

    I try to bidet if I can. If I can’t I wipe as much as possible (within a reasonable time) but I feel the need shower or wash because I get itchy

    • @[email protected]
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      125 days ago

      That’s called swamp ass. it’s because your technique is off. you’re supposed to wipe in small circles, each going deeper into the ass. not superficial straight wipes.

      Did you know that the US is the only 1st world country where people generally don’t power wash their asshole after a shit?

      • @Chairman_Meow
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        1825 days ago

        Did you know that the US is the only 1st world country where people generally don’t power wash their asshole after a shit?

        This is not true. I’m from the Netherlands and I don’t think I’ve ever seen a bidet here. They’re also uncommon in the UK, Belgium, Luxembourg, Germany, Switzerland, Austria, Poland, etc…

        They’re more common in Italy, Spain, Portugal, France, Greece and Turkey.

        Or you’re joking about something and I’m not picking up on it.

        • @[email protected]
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          524 days ago

          They’re sadly vanishing in France because people no longer can spare the space to put them.