• @ReallyActuallyFrankenstein
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    3 months ago

    Trump’s debate demands leaked:

    • He can wear his favorite bedtime onesie.
    • The audience is just his favorite stuffed animals.
    • They get McDonald’s afterwards, but Kamala can’t have any.
    • Kamala has to wear a hat that says “I smell like poop and diapers, not Trump.”