• @ReallyActuallyFrankenstein
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    7513 days ago

    I mean, also who calls it a “vanilla ice cream shake”? These people all sound like Mr. Burns.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      5513 days ago

      J.D. Vance almost certainly calls it a “vanilla ice cream milkshake dessert beverage.”

      • @ReallyActuallyFrankenstein
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        13 days ago

        “I’m JD Vance and I’m running for vice president. Could I have an ice cream milkshake dessert beverage? Just whatever makes sense. What’s that flavor? Vanilla? Ok, sure, I’ll try that. I’m JD Vance.”

        • Flying SquidOP
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          2413 days ago

          “How long have you worked here? Six months? Okay. How long has the cook worked here? You don’t know? Ok.”

      • Zeppo
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        412 days ago

        He probably doesn’t even know that much about it. He’d say “one of those blended frappes? A decaf diet frappercino, no coffee flavor please, ha ha…. Folks, no, it’s good! Please clap”

      • @[email protected]
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        211 days ago

        No he doesn’t. He calls it a vanilla coishion dessert prequel, and you KNOW it!

        He spills it all over the couch cushions, like every other normal, non-weird, alpha male.

    • @[email protected]
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      2213 days ago

      And women Looove Tim Waltz so this guy just jealous. And fucking weirdo. Using a straw makes me unmanly!? This guy is a nut.

    • @[email protected]
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      712 days ago

      Well if you can come up with a better name for partially gelatinated non-dairy gum based beverages I’d like to see it.