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      Bold of you to assume he has any vitality left in his load. I hear his cumshots involve the sound of a party flute and the visual effect of a light breeze over an ashtray.

      🎶 All he cums is dust in the wind 🎶

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        Listen experts all agree that I’ve got the biggest- look, my cumshots have billions and billions and billions of sperm in them - so much sperm they don’t even know where to go. They knock each other around trying to find the egg, it’s insane. Biggest ever. Ask the experts, they’ll tell you.