• @[email protected]
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    56 hours ago

    “I want a government small enough to fit my micropenis in” - JD couch fucker Vance

    Source: me

    • FuglyDuck
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      5 hours ago

      I realize you’re joking, but he doesn’t have a micro-penis. He bought a very big one from fleshlight .