• @[email protected]
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    Damn that’s a pretty weird small government stance to want to constantly sniff out menstrual blood

  • @[email protected]
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    This is gross and weird, and I can’t understand the psychology that goes on inside of people who are so lacking and self-awareness and are this messed up in the head.

  • @[email protected]
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    FORCING your Daughter to tell the Government when she Bleeds from her Vagina is NOT WEIRD SMALL GOVERNMENT! DRAG QUEENS need to be ROUND UP and Jailed!

  • @[email protected]
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    Guess I’ll end up in jail or dead then because ain’t no way I’ll participate in bullshit like this.

    At what point do we start Civil War II? Where can I sign up?

    • Match!!
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      i don’t know if the red states would object to the blue states seceding or vice versa, so instead we’d be looking at american interventionism 3: this time it’s personal

      • @[email protected]
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        Sadly, America has proven that it is full of dumb-dumbs and there will always be people who will vote pieces of shit into office.

  • nifty
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    It’s like they’re using an abusive spouse handbook to make policies lmao

  • @[email protected]
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    316 hours ago

    “Early menopause? Nah, we think you have had 4 abortions this year. Prove you didn’t or go to prison.”

    I guess we shouldn’t expect better from the party of bad female anatomy, sex education repression, and couch fucking. Weirdos.

    • @[email protected]
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      The party that believes that a successful pregnancy is proof that women weren’t legitimately raped

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        Todd Akin, Missouri’s Republican Senate candidate, sparked controversy with a claim, made in a TV interview posted Sunday, that victims of “legitimate rape” very rarely get pregnant because their bodies prevent them from doing so.

        Speaking to Charles Jaco on the Jaco Report on St. Louis’s Fox station, Akin was answering a question about allowing abortions in the case of rape. He said, “If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.”

        https://www.politico.com/story/2012/08/akin-legitimate-rape-victims-dont-get-pregnant-079864

        Todd Akin did apologize and then decided to make it worse.

        In July 2014, WND Books published Akin’s book, Firing Back: Taking on the Party Bosses and Media Elite to Protect Our Faith and Freedom. In it, he said that he regretted apologizing, because “by asking the public at large for forgiveness, I was validating the willful misinterpretation of what I had said.” He also defended his original comments and attacked various Republicans for “wronging” him…

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Todd_Akin#Aftermath

  • MushuChupacabra
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    It’s in keeping with the conservative idea of small government, and minimal interference in personal freedoms.

    • partial_accumen
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      Well, ovum are very small so this fits within the bounds of “small government” because we’re governing small things. Why? What did you think we meant by the “small government” phrase we’ve been saying all of these years? -Conservatives probably

      • FuglyDuck
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        176 hours ago

        “I want a government small enough to fit up your ass.”- Vance probably.

        “So your for gay rights?”

        “Wait… what?”

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          “I want a government small enough to fit my micropenis in” - JD couch fucker Vance

          Source: me

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            I realize you’re joking, but he doesn’t have a micro-penis. He bought a very big one from fleshlight .

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      shifted away from being more anarchistic in nature to authoritarian. its going to see the split between libertarians (who are more anarchistic) and religious fundamentalists (who are more authoritarian)

  • AtomicHotSauce
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    306 hours ago

    Ok. Were there. We’re at THAT point in this shitty timeline. We need to start clearing our calendars for the next few years. Where’s everybody meeting?

  • @[email protected]
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    I don’t know if I trust this program. Let’s first test it by surveiling how frequently men are unsuccessful in creating a baby. /s

    As proud as I am of my 100% failure rate, I’d likely feel uncomfortable with something tracking where, when, and with whom (or more often, what) I’m tricking my body into believing it’s attempting to pass on genetic code.

  • @[email protected]
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    417 hours ago

    It’s almost like they’re trying to lose this election. What next? Virginity inspections?

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    Menstrual Surveillance Programs.

    Menstrual Surveillance Programs!

    Menstrual Surveillance Programs!!!