• MushuChupacabra
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    1312 months ago

    It’s in keeping with the conservative idea of small government, and minimal interference in personal freedoms.

    • partial_accumen
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      352 months ago

      Well, ovum are very small so this fits within the bounds of “small government” because we’re governing small things. Why? What did you think we meant by the “small government” phrase we’ve been saying all of these years? -Conservatives probably

      • FuglyDuck
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        222 months ago

        “I want a government small enough to fit up your ass.”- Vance probably.

        “So your for gay rights?”

        “Wait… what?”

        • @[email protected]
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          62 months ago

          “I want a government small enough to fit my micropenis in” - JD couch fucker Vance

          Source: me

          • FuglyDuck
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            I realize you’re joking, but he doesn’t have a micro-penis. He bought a very big one from fleshlight .

    • @[email protected]
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      102 months ago

      shifted away from being more anarchistic in nature to authoritarian. its going to see the split between libertarians (who are more anarchistic) and religious fundamentalists (who are more authoritarian)

      • @[email protected]
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        12 months ago

        Let’s hope that split is enough for the spoiler effect to ruin both their chances. Maybe once it’s no longer political suicide, the progressives can push their points harder.

  • @[email protected]
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    562 months ago

    FORCING your Daughter to tell the Government when she Bleeds from her Vagina is NOT WEIRD SMALL GOVERNMENT! DRAG QUEENS need to be ROUND UP and Jailed!

  • @[email protected]
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    462 months ago

    It’s almost like they’re trying to lose this election. What next? Virginity inspections?

  • @[email protected]
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    432 months ago

    “Early menopause? Nah, we think you have had 4 abortions this year. Prove you didn’t or go to prison.”

    I guess we shouldn’t expect better from the party of bad female anatomy, sex education repression, and couch fucking. Weirdos.

    • @[email protected]
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      162 months ago

      The party that believes that a successful pregnancy is proof that women weren’t legitimately raped

      • @[email protected]
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        62 months ago

        Todd Akin, Missouri’s Republican Senate candidate, sparked controversy with a claim, made in a TV interview posted Sunday, that victims of “legitimate rape” very rarely get pregnant because their bodies prevent them from doing so.

        Speaking to Charles Jaco on the Jaco Report on St. Louis’s Fox station, Akin was answering a question about allowing abortions in the case of rape. He said, “If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.”

        https://www.politico.com/story/2012/08/akin-legitimate-rape-victims-dont-get-pregnant-079864

        Todd Akin did apologize and then decided to make it worse.

        In July 2014, WND Books published Akin’s book, Firing Back: Taking on the Party Bosses and Media Elite to Protect Our Faith and Freedom. In it, he said that he regretted apologizing, because “by asking the public at large for forgiveness, I was validating the willful misinterpretation of what I had said.” He also defended his original comments and attacked various Republicans for “wronging” him…

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Todd_Akin#Aftermath

  • @[email protected]
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    382 months ago

    This is gross and weird, and I can’t understand the psychology that goes on inside of people who are so lacking and self-awareness and are this messed up in the head.

  • Optional
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    342 months ago

    Menstrual Surveillance Programs.

    Menstrual Surveillance Programs!

    Menstrual Surveillance Programs!!!

  • AtomicHotSauce
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    332 months ago

    Ok. Were there. We’re at THAT point in this shitty timeline. We need to start clearing our calendars for the next few years. Where’s everybody meeting?

  • nifty
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    312 months ago

    It’s like they’re using an abusive spouse handbook to make policies lmao

  • @[email protected]
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    222 months ago

    Damn that’s a pretty weird small government stance to want to constantly sniff out menstrual blood

    • @[email protected]
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      72 months ago

      His reforms of the FBI will be very thorough, they will finally take their original role as Female Body Inspectors.

  • @[email protected]
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    162 months ago

    Guess I’ll end up in jail or dead then because ain’t no way I’ll participate in bullshit like this.

    At what point do we start Civil War II? Where can I sign up?

      • @[email protected]
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        142 months ago

        Sadly, America has proven that it is full of dumb-dumbs and there will always be people who will vote pieces of shit into office.

    • Match!!
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      82 months ago

      i don’t know if the red states would object to the blue states seceding or vice versa, so instead we’d be looking at american interventionism 3: this time it’s personal