• Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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    11 hours ago

    When I had chickens I liked hanging out with them. The way the chased me when I had some food made me feel like I was in Jurassic Park.

    I highly doubt hanging out with Trump would be that much fun. Unless I ran around holding a hamburger while he chased me. Maybe.

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      5 hours ago

      You could try dressing like a drag Ivanka. He’d come chasing you with tiny groping hands.

      Edit: like a tiny, fat orange T-rex.