• @[email protected]
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        This is kinda insulting to chickens. Chickens can be really nice and form bonds. Can we really say the same about trump.

        • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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          When I had chickens I liked hanging out with them. The way the chased me when I had some food made me feel like I was in Jurassic Park.

          I highly doubt hanging out with Trump would be that much fun. Unless I ran around holding a hamburger while he chased me. Maybe.

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            You could try dressing like a drag Ivanka. He’d come chasing you with tiny groping hands.

            Edit: like a tiny, fat orange T-rex.

            • @[email protected]
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              42 months ago

              The takeaway from this thread is dressing as a tiny Ivanka disguised as a chicken will allow me to eviscerate small animals and form emotional bonds with humans, creating a band of wicked hobos while pursued across the desert island by fantasy-Trump, who has T-Rex arms with sharp claws

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        That let me too fantasize about taking said orange chicken on in a fight.

        It’s not my most ethical not pacifist line of thought, yet strangely satisfying.

  • @[email protected]
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    922 months ago

    “Fake News. 60 Minutes begged for an interview, even after they were caught lying about Hunter Biden’s laptop back in 2020. There were initial discussions, but nothing was ever scheduled or locked in,” Trump campaign spokesman Steven Cheung said.

    “They insisted on cutting out of the interview to do fact-checking,” Cheung added.

    lol looks like the campaign knew he couldn’t help but lie and he’d be made to look like a fool.

    • @[email protected]
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      Not lie… They knew he has dementia and was going to blow it by not answering a single question coherently.

      I’m not kidding… He’s legit got dementia. Watch any speech he’s made this year. Dudes got poo-brain.

  • @morphballganon
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    572 months ago

    Too tired. Very tired candidate.

    Lots of people are saying it.

  • @[email protected]
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    I get it though. The absolute safest thing Trump can do for himself is to shut the fuck up. I’d wager if he know how to shut up half the cases against him wouldn’t exist. He’d still have done wrong, but he would have slid like everyone other billionaire who knows when to shut up.

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        32 months ago

        I think it’s a good barometer when trying a new Chinese restaurant. Like if they fuck up on orange chicken they’re probably terrible in general. I do the same thing with Tikka Masala at an Indian place I’m trying for the first time.

  • @[email protected]
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    262 months ago

    They would have thrown him nothing but softball questions if he had gone. He can’t even handle that.

    • Rhaedas
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      202 months ago

      He has trouble in his own rallies with his own speeches.

  • @[email protected]
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    162 months ago

    During her interview Harris should just pause and ask ‘what did my opponent say when you asked him the same question in his interview?’ over and over again.