• @[email protected]
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      This is kinda insulting to chickens. Chickens can be really nice and form bonds. Can we really say the same about trump.

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        When I had chickens I liked hanging out with them. The way the chased me when I had some food made me feel like I was in Jurassic Park.

        I highly doubt hanging out with Trump would be that much fun. Unless I ran around holding a hamburger while he chased me. Maybe.

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          You could try dressing like a drag Ivanka. He’d come chasing you with tiny groping hands.

          Edit: like a tiny, fat orange T-rex.

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            The takeaway from this thread is dressing as a tiny Ivanka disguised as a chicken will allow me to eviscerate small animals and form emotional bonds with humans, creating a band of wicked hobos while pursued across the desert island by fantasy-Trump, who has T-Rex arms with sharp claws

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      That let me too fantasize about taking said orange chicken on in a fight.

      It’s not my most ethical not pacifist line of thought, yet strangely satisfying.