• nfh
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    24714 hours ago

    Only one of these men taught high school. Coincidence, I think not

    • FuglyDuck
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      12914 hours ago

      also, only one of those men hasn’t had plastic surgery and doesn’t pay a small fortune to maintain their fake-ass-hair, or their fake-ass-smile.

      • @[email protected]
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        5414 hours ago

        Reminder - look at Tom Cruise’s teeth. He has a single middle front tooth.

        Not shaming him for having had bad teeth of course, just pointing it out. Many other superior reasons to shame him.

        • FuglyDuck
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          2714 hours ago

          having bad teeth is one thing. Don’t get me wrong.

          But they dump a small fortune in purely cosmetic stuff, too. They all do. or like their hair. They’re probably spending a a few hundred a week to keep that hair looking the way it does. Not to mention the plugs, the rogaine or whatever other thing they’re doing to keep from going bald.

          (also, for the record, they Cruise looks like a slimeball about to sell a used car to a sucker. brad pit looks a few synapses short of an original thought.)

          • ThePowerOfGeek
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            1514 hours ago

            Your point made me realize finding… It’s kind of weird that Cruise hasn’t got his tooth situation fixed considering all the money he’s pumped into plastic surgery, hair treatment, thetan persecution, etc.

        • @[email protected]
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          I’m pretty sure he got that fixed. I don’t notice it on his newer stuff like the new top gun, at least

        • @[email protected]
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          Oh god, now I can’t unsee…which is awesome! I’m not gonna be able to do anything but laugh at each and every photo I see of him from now on. So, yeah, thanks! :-D

    • Ech
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      212 hours ago

      Upvote for that smooth Incredibles reference.