@[email protected] to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish • 18 hours agoWhen your DM has been carefully paying attention to everything you saidlemmy.worldmessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up1492file-text
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minus-square@[email protected]OPlinkfedilinkEnglish33•17 hours agoAlternatively, his blade was not very deadly unless he got it in someone’s mouth.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink23•17 hours ago“Here, lick my knife.” “No.” “Please?” “Still no. Who puts a knife in their mouth? If you’re trying to poison me, maybe you should put poison on the rim of a stein and offer me some ale.” “I’m the worst assassin ever…”
Alternatively, his blade was not very deadly unless he got it in someone’s mouth.
“Here, lick my knife.”
“No.”
“Please?”
“Still no. Who puts a knife in their mouth? If you’re trying to poison me, maybe you should put poison on the rim of a stein and offer me some ale.”
“I’m the worst assassin ever…”