• @RedditRefugee69
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    612 months ago

    Earthlings don’t eat Earth either. They’re still Earthlings.

    Sperm whales don’t eat sperm.

    Mayflies don’t eat May or any other month.

    • @[email protected]
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      262 months ago

      W wait a s second! What do sperm wales eat? Have I been pointlessly jacking off into the ocean for decades??

      • @RedditRefugee69
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        32 months ago

        No, you’ve been keeping the salinity high.

        Thank you for your service.

    • @[email protected]
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      82 months ago

      Earthlings don’t eat earth because “earth” isn’t something to be eaten. Sperm whales don’t eat sperm because sperm is (usually) not something to be eaten.

      Fruit, however, is supposed to be eaten, and by many, many animals. By calling something a fruit fly, the expectation for most people would be that its diet consists mainly of fruit

    • @[email protected]
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      22 months ago

      Wtf do earthlings eat other than earth? Plants, animals & fungus are all parts of Earth TO BE EATEN

      By other animals or fungus.