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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish100•edit-215 hours agoEmperor penguins and king penguins are not descendants of any royal bloodlines and do not have an understanding of monarchical governments.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•2 hours agoYou sound like a conspiracy wonk. They are the only true emperors & kings recognized by the flightless aristocracy. Tis the human “royals” who are living lies!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish14•13 hours agoBetter yet, they aren’t actually penguins - they were just called that because they resembled real penguins. Which are literally dead today, because they dared live close to humans.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetlinkfedilinkEnglish6•11 hours ago because they dared live close to humans. Poor dumb bastards.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish18•15 hours agoGray Knights have been dispatched to your location, please stand by.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish11•14 hours agoAwesome, this daemon infestation on my computer (Gentoo of course) is really starting to annoy me.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•15 hours agoDon’t even mention macaroni penguins…so disappointing.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•15 hours agoAre you suggesting they’re not good with cheese?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish12•15 hours agoNot only that, they are completely and entirely noodleless.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•15 hours agoHa! That’s a good one. You almost had me for a second.
Emperor penguins and king penguins are not descendants of any royal bloodlines and do not have an understanding of monarchical governments.
You sound like a conspiracy wonk.
They are the only true emperors & kings recognized by the flightless aristocracy.
Tis the human “royals” who are living lies!
Better yet, they aren’t actually penguins - they were just called that because they resembled real penguins.
Which are literally dead today, because they dared live close to humans.
Poor dumb bastards.
What the fuck…
Gray Knights have been dispatched to your location, please stand by.
Awesome, this daemon infestation on my computer (Gentoo of course) is really starting to annoy me.
Don’t even mention macaroni penguins…so disappointing.
Are you suggesting they’re not good with cheese?
Not only that, they are completely and entirely noodleless.
Ha! That’s a good one. You almost had me for a second.