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minus-square@SerpentPeakedlinkEnglish86•2 months agoWhat other lies have we been told? Does time not fly like an arrow?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish122•edit-22 months agoEmperor penguins and king penguins are not descendants of any royal bloodlines and do not have an understanding of monarchical governments.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish23•2 months agoGray Knights have been dispatched to your location, please stand by.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish12•2 months agoAwesome, this daemon infestation on my computer (Gentoo of course) is really starting to annoy me.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish17•2 months agoBetter yet, they aren’t actually penguins - they were just called that because they resembled real penguins. Which are literally dead today, because they dared live close to humans.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetlinkfedilinkEnglish8•2 months ago because they dared live close to humans. Poor dumb bastards.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish7•2 months agoDon’t even mention macaroni penguins…so disappointing.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•2 months agoAre you suggesting they’re not good with cheese?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish15•2 months agoNot only that, they are completely and entirely noodleless.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•2 months agoYou sound like a conspiracy wonk. They are the only true emperors & kings recognized by the flightless aristocracy. Tis the human “royals” who are living lies!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•2 months agoHa! That’s a good one. You almost had me for a second.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish11•2 months agoSomeone tell this guy about Jeremy bearimy and timey wimey space stuff
minus-square👍Maximum Derek👍linkfedilinkEnglish11•2 months agoA man in a very tight suit with a blue box once told me it’s more wibbly-wobbly.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•2 months agoWas he gender, species, and time fluid?
minus-square👍Maximum Derek👍linkfedilinkEnglish4•2 months agoAll the fluids. Except water on Mars, he didn’t like that one bit.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•2 months agoFish fingers and custard was also a lie
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•2 months agoMosquito hawks do not, in fact, eat mosquitos. I no longer respect those annoying fuckers.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•2 months ago Does time not fly like an arrow? Does time fly not like an arrow?
What other lies have we been told? Does time not fly like an arrow?
Emperor penguins and king penguins are not descendants of any royal bloodlines and do not have an understanding of monarchical governments.
Gray Knights have been dispatched to your location, please stand by.
Awesome, this daemon infestation on my computer (Gentoo of course) is really starting to annoy me.
Better yet, they aren’t actually penguins - they were just called that because they resembled real penguins.
Which are literally dead today, because they dared live close to humans.
Poor dumb bastards.
Don’t even mention macaroni penguins…so disappointing.
Are you suggesting they’re not good with cheese?
Not only that, they are completely and entirely noodleless.
You sound like a conspiracy wonk.
They are the only true emperors & kings recognized by the flightless aristocracy.
Tis the human “royals” who are living lies!
Ha! That’s a good one. You almost had me for a second.
What the fuck…
Someone tell this guy about Jeremy bearimy and timey wimey space stuff
A time, B time, and lunch time.
A man in a very tight suit with a blue box once told me it’s more wibbly-wobbly.
Was he gender, species, and time fluid?
All the fluids. Except water on Mars, he didn’t like that one bit.
Fish fingers and custard was also a lie
Nah, it just trips into the future
Trippin’, trippin’, trippin’
Mosquito hawks do not, in fact, eat mosquitos.
I no longer respect those annoying fuckers.
Does an arrow fly at all?
Calm down, Zeno.
Does time fly not like an arrow?
When we’re having fun.