TLDR: Canada is better than that

Thomas and Alito would vote to uphold it.

I can’t understand why the markets would go up on this news. Didn’t Trump say the tariffs were bringing trillions of dollars into the US?

Super easy. Did they commit a crime? Pardon. Did they not commit a crime? Arrest

He’s an enormous criminal and possibly one of the worst human beings alive today. And even he doesn’t deserve to be treated that way.

What wine pairs with faces?

Maybe he will fire all of them. It is his go to move.

In 2016, it was embarrassing. This is something far worse, and far more dangerous.

Florida is America’s wang. You know it, I know it, and the American people know it.

We will be incredibly lucky if we come out of this will only a recession.

Someone is going to exploit this to make a great lesbian dating app

Trans people are immortal?

There is no possible way that can meet the true threat standard. Unfortunately, the cops will face zero consequences for violating her first amendment rights.

No you don’t understand, Mexico is going to pay for, sorry I mean, China is going to pay the tariffs.

Isn’t every number divisible by 7?

And to be pedantic, some men have uteri.

What other lies have we been told? Does time not fly like an arrow?

Fine. But how long did he dance? Let’s stay focused on the important issues here.

Insert joke about warmth and depth here.