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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink20•1 month agoLiberal states will get invaded and treated as foreign territories
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink35•1 month agoToo bad we have most of the population, more guns, and more active duty service members. Red states don’t have shit.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink39•1 month agoThey have me. A Texan who will giggle while he performs sabotage
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•1 month agoThat checks out, I guess we can spare this one from the lox up.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•1 month agoWhat was this detainment about, then? Get me my lawyer! You’re just trying to schmear my good name!
minus-squareALQlinkfedilink4•1 month agoI don’t have any good puns; I just want some lox’n’bagels and this seems the place to get them.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink5•1 month agoGoung for the plausible deniability aspect. Electric grid implodes It was like that when I got there, sir.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•1 month ago“Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???” -massive explosion in background- *ahem* “Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•1 month agoAs the saying goes, Steel wins battles, gold wins wars. That’s why I’d bet on California.
Liberal states will get invaded and treated as foreign territories
Too bad we have most of the population, more guns, and more active duty service members.
Red states don’t have shit.
They have me. A Texan who will giggle while he performs sabotage
I salute you, sir.
If the giggles are Texas sized it’s legal
Are you in a Beastie Boys cover band?
I’m Jewish, so… Yes, officer?
That checks out, I guess we can spare this one from the lox up.
What was this detainment about, then? Get me my lawyer! You’re just trying to schmear my good name!
I don’t have any good puns; I just want some lox’n’bagels and this seems the place to get them.
Sabotage on Texas?
Goung for the plausible deniability aspect.
Electric grid implodes It was like that when I got there, sir.
“Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???”
-massive explosion in background-
*ahem* “Oh my god! They blew up WHAT???”
As the saying goes, Steel wins battles, gold wins wars. That’s why I’d bet on California.